There's this little thing going on right now that has to do with basketball??? Not quite sure what it is or what all the hype is about, but I'm sure it's a great time! It's Indiana, so of course I know what March Madness is. I'm rooting for the Boilermakers who are set to tip off here in just over an hour, and I was excited to see that Butler won in the first round. Now, I'll be elated if IU gets knocked out of the bracket tonight, but we'll just have to wait and see.
Even with all the excitement that March Madness brings, we have our own March Madness in our little home. It's called...LIFE!
Here's a little March Madness...this is how we make it through road trips (or even just how we make it home from the sitters...those 4 miles can be soooooo long)!
Life with a 3 year old (whoa, that's a first) and a 6 year old is
always on the brink of madness. It just can't help itself. Don't
believe me??? Let's just take a look at it...
Yesterday, we had a meltdown over a banana that broke in half. Yes, a banana. Let me tell you, there is something down right comical watching a toddler sitting on the floor holding half a banana with huge crocodile tears streaming down his cheeks all while screaming his head off about his "broken banana". I feel your pain, buddy.
Stepping over the screaming toddler, I moved into the kitchen to cut up cucumbers for Ben's "tasting of the greens" party for school today. THANKFULLY, I had Ben standing right there, yes, right there beside me, telling me exactly how many I needed and exactly how to put them in the baggie, and exactly how to send them in his backpack, and exactly how he would keep the extras for snack time at the sitters, etc etc. Man, I love that boy to pieces, but his attention to detail really takes on a whole new meaning sometimes, lol!
Let's take this crazy train outside, shall we. We had to explain to the little one that no, he
couldn't climb up the wrong side of the ladder with his brother's shoes
on, while Daddy was trying to frantically nail in the siding that was
blowing off in the 60 mile per hour winds. We avoided tears with that
one, but I think that was only because I told him to go ride his bike.
Surely he can ride a bike in shoes that are five sizes too big, right???
Finally, dinner time (because anyone with young kids gets asked at least 10,001 times when supper is going to be ready)! Tonight, we had to dig out bbq sauce from the place that condiments go to
die...the dreaded back of the refrigerator, to get Ben to eat his
supper. Heaven forbid he use ketchup (the kid uses ketchup on
everything). Nope, HAD to be BBQ. Thank goodness I was saving those
last 3 tablespoons for just such an occasion, lol!
He'll eat PB&J with cucumbers (bleh) but don't even think about giving him chicken without BBQ sauce!
Let's see, what else? Yep, skipped baths because who
really wants
to turn something that literally takes 5 minutes into an hour long
saga. I figure every other day is good enough, right?!?! I caved and
gave the little one my phone (Mom of the year, right here) while I read
Ben his chapter book, so that we could make it through at least one
chapter uninterrupted. We actually made it through one and a half.
Gotta take the small victories! And, I told Kyran I'd "be right back
up" when I very well knew that a soft couch and Netflix was calling my
name (now, I know every parent out there has done that one, so don't
judge, lol)!
We also had a huge discussion with Ben at bedtime that even though he did not have green pajamas on (or green underwear, for that matter), he would NOT in fact be pinched as soon as he woke up and came downstairs. It took quite a bit of reassuring, but I think he finally was able to head off to bed without St. Patrick's Day anxiety! Gosh, the stress of it all!!!
Don't worry though, the fun didn't stop there. Just for good measure, Kyran was sure to come in this morning at 2:30, crawl in bed, and curl his cold little feet right up next to me...guess he got the last laugh on the "be right back up" comment, huh!
Yep, March Madness is here...if only it involved sitting around watching basketball games! I'm sure one day I'll be watching the games and wishing for the other madness...I mean, people tell me I will...of course, it's no one who currently has a toddler...hmmmm...I'll just take their word for it, I guess...